Cloverfield [Blu-ray]

Fast Shipping and a really awesome movie.. blu-ray no doubt. What more can i say?

Good Times!I've always liked old fashioned monster movies, so this was a fun take on them.

I rented this movie thinking that it was going to be spooky and suspenseful, considering how little they led on about the movie, I thought it was going to make it that much better. Well, just to rent the movie cost me less than a dollar, but I still want a REFUND! This is the only movie I'd say don't waste your time with. Don't even rent it. 2nd worst movie I've seen in my entire life.

Film about giant creatures laying waste to New York, told from the point of view of one character who films it all on his camcorder. Human drama and monster mayhem collide in this genuinely scary production from Lost and Alias creator J. J. Abrams. The monsters in this film will freak you out. They sure did me, and although this film did not quite reach the heights I was expecting this is still a must see film. Believe the hype.

JJ Abram's Cloverfield offers unfortunate audiences worldwide a grossly malformed interpretation of what dimly passes for the Playstation meets Hollywood blockbuster. What -- if every GAP model ever auditioned threw a party in a SoHo loft and suddenly found themselves thrust into a live action-anime Armageddon so laughably concocted that most of the z-listed trend-bots who grimace their way through this mess find career prolonging mercy in an early death.

Cloverfield is a contemporary filmmaking cluster-f__K overdosing on shaky-cams, extemporaneous, exponentially stupid dialogue and plot-holes so cavernous that Mothra himself would be swallowed whole.

And, c'mon Mr. Abrams, the cost-of-entry in this genre has to be a somewhat convincing monster. Would you have me believe that NYC is being eviscerated by a creature that apparently combines the physical characteristics of a Velociraptor capped by the head of the Munster's Al Lewis and a tropical fish in dire need of anger management... and while we're at it... some bare bones plausibility as well... would you also have me believe that our extremely pissed-off extraterrestrial can throw the head of Lady Liberty from New York Harbor to Spring Street on the fly and barely mark the pavement. After nearly ninety minutes the only horror in evidence is that this castrated eyesore was ever greenlighted.

If Cloverfield were strictly a goof, all would be forgiven - however - there's a sulfuric whiff of a message interred within the comatose script - Japanese comeuppance or some such nonsense. This film is an atrocity in every respect so do yourself a favor and head to the nearest exit.