Puppet Master 1

Unlike the infamous Chucky from Child's Play, none of these dollies here can fit the shoes of the feared antagonist who happens to be the protagonist that we rave about, oh what fame we weave. This showcase lacks good overall fear and do not need any sequel to prove that it was just a one hit wonder....this one did it on its own merits. Lack of any realism has failed to draw us into the world of puppets where the master is king. I mean the mouth doesn't even move so how can we, as viewers, expect the gibberish nonsense was even coming from those puppets or should i say muppets. Plus add in the amateurist editing and you have a recipe with doom written all over it.

I just wasn't scared but i wanted to be. I really do but i end up laughing most of the time at how stupid scene after scene of funny looking puppets trying to scare us...they are just too cute looking maybe. I mean was that kermit the flog i just saw?!? Chucky emits fear just by glancing it its hidious plastic facial expression without a single word or movement. Now that, ladies and gentleman, is how to scare the funny bones in all of us ...Go to a toy store and look at this doll up front and center...it would scare the daylights out of you by it's evil priecing eyes of hate. Don't get me wrong, i am not affiliated nor promoting Child's Play in any way shape or form...i just happen to know what could scare me which these baboon creators of Puppet Master has no clue whatsoever. I am just saying that Child's Play got it right the first time and continue with it sequels to keep our deepest fears from wondering....oh be still my achy breaky heart.

Like i said, i want to be scared but i ended up seeing a comedy movie which i wasn't in the mood for. The film makers must of place this under the wrong genre when it came out. They must have!!!

Horror you say?? .....NOT EVEN!!!!!

"Puppet Master" just seemed like a movie that was so over the top and far fetched that the element of horror was completely overshadowed by the element of silliness. Like "Puppet Master", "Child's Play" involved a doll as well named Chucky that was a murderous little brat in his own right and even though "Child's Play" wasn't a great horror movie by any means, it had more substance and style than does "Puppetmaster". In short, "Puppetmaster" simply lacks the requisite credibility necessary to produce an effective horror movie...a sophisticated horror movie audience has difficulty buying these puppets as villains due to the lack of prowess necessary to effectuate horror within any horror movie setting...in other words, these puppets don't scare me...they suck and therefore, the movie comes off as laughable.